comfort flirting

when you flirt by comforting someone.

person a: * sad*
person b: its all gonna be ok
person a: what are you doing
person b: im comfort flirting

by Ardeat August 6, 2022

Comforly

Referring to doing something comfortably, but you get lazy and say comforly

I like to write comforly

by Randomperson693 September 1, 2022

Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.

Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.

by BobBoxx November 20, 2022

Comefused

1. When you've been fucing multiple dudes and now you're COMEFUSED about who the baby daddy is.

2. When two or more times are bonded together by male ejaculate

1.Karen: Gaby i've been sleeping with Michael, Tim, and Jon +more, and now I dont know whos the father to this baby.

Gaby: Damn bitch, you're COMEFUSED.

2. The lego pieces were not glued together they were COMEFUSED.

by anonymous March 1, 2023

COMEFUSED

1. when you've been sleeping with multiple dudes and you don't know who the baby daddy is.

2. when two or more objects are bonded by male ejaculate

3. when you're asked a question right after organum, and you make no logical sense

1. Sol: I've been sleeping with Michael, Richard, Nate, Tim + more, and now I don't know who the father to this baby is..
Gaby: Damn bitch you're, COMEFUSED.

2. The Lego block were not glued together, they were COMEFUSED.

by MikeDaAnt March 1, 2023

Campfire Fun Suprise

When a man or women lights someones pube on fire and toasts a marshmallow before cumming on it

jerry was so excited to give sharron a Campfire Fun Suprise

by IHateToddlers March 8, 2023

comfort prick

That one guy who's dick is just right to calm you down, that slow purposeful sex that clears your mind and sets you at ease.

Her: I'm feeling really high-strung rn
Him: Come over here & I'll give you that comfort prick

by OGSnoberry March 31, 2023