Starfleet Commander

A term used mostly sarcastically to mock someone for a mistake or doing something stupid, similar to how "genius" can be used.
It comes from the popular series "Star Trek", however as a Starfleet Commander makes little sense as a actual position, so it is usually used as a insult or by genuine Starfleet Commanders.

This also adds to the humor of calling someone a Starfleet Commander as it is a position that sounds fancy, though it does not make any sense.

"Guy 1 - I heard Tyler got promoted to Starfleet Commander after he slipped and put his foot through the house roof last weekend.

Guy 2 - Yeah, what an idort"

by firstkipchak March 21, 2010

armchair commander

When your in real life in a REAL situation playing a game usually airsoft or paintball and the 13 year old behind you attempts to use his "experience" which extends no far than Call of Duty 4 to lead the way like hes hot shit or something, literally the guy that could be with 12 Airborne Rangers and would say "guys Ive done this before" and try's to lead the way. Usually results in him being wrecked terribly in which case he blames it all on his team.

armchair commander example:

armchair commander: guys I got this down don't you worry about me
*12 other ex-military guys with 15+ years of experience*: But that would get us all killed....
armchair commander: no listen to me I'm going to go up follow my lead
mil guys: ok we will be right behind you *quiet* ditch this armchair commander, hes so chairborne I can hear the game control squeak.

by rower200 May 23, 2009

herr commandant

term of endearment for lunch engineers

Ya voi herr kommandant!

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

Commack

Commack is also very L.I.E.

When hanging on the Island Commack rocks.

by Peter March 20, 2005

going commando

Not wearing underwear under clothing
Usually reserved for the male species
Also see Freeballing

Calum: "Im going commando today boys!"
Ashton: "Calum thats goss!"
Michael: "Right behind ya buddy"
Luke: "Im wearing your underwear"

by mgcslut April 25, 2015

flying commas

A funny alternative to say quotation marks.

Teacher: What is the " called, children?
Susie: Flying commas!

by Danapal7 November 29, 2005

commando

The coolest most bad ass Shwarzenegger movie ever made.

"watch commando to see Arnold stroll down a pristine garden path while hired henchmen run into a steady stream of automatic gunfire"

by Spelunker April 17, 2003