2 minutes in the closet

2 straight men enter a closet for 2 minutes. What happens, happens

No rules

Me and tlyer played 2 minutes in the closet and Im pretty sure I won

by Owner of a local car November 7, 2022

Clopening

When you close the night before and then have to open the next day.

I actually did my sidework last night because I'm clopening.

by Atlantic City May 12, 2014

Clonecesterbation

Cloncesterbation (n.) - clone incest masturbation. The answer to the infamous question "If you made a clone and had sex with it, would it be homosexual, incest, or masturbation"

So Bruh, if I had sex my with my clone, would it be gay sex, incest, or masturbation?

Silly boy, it would be clonecesterbation!

by EthanOfCarrs August 10, 2016

Cloey Dennis

A girl who is obsessed with one guy and will ruin the lives of everyone around her for that man. She also loves eating poop and panty pooping.

Watch out for that Cloey Dennis chick.

by Infinite Answer April 13, 2017

Clomeister

Basically she isnt the smartest person in the world

eats rocks gifted to her on Valentine’s Day by her es teacher )is also madly in love with her earth science teacher) (May or May not have a name that starts with “W” ends with “S” and in the middle there is an “E”

Clomeister-*walks in eating rock*
Wes-I see you enjoyed my Valentine's day gift" *Wes continues to flirt*
Alec-*makes fun of people for no reason*
Sammy-"PANGEA"
Jason-"May i-"
Wes- "Go ahead"*marks Jason absent*
*Announcements*
Wes-"were gonna get right into class today so no silent reading"
Everyone-(quietly)"pls no extra earth science)
Wes-you fans of quantum physics will know that Isaac Newton did stuff"
Everyone-"..."
Louie-*cricket cricket*
Jason-*walks in to see that he missed 3 pages of notes*
Wes-"moving on!"(over energetic)"what's wrong with this picture? There's a rock layer missing!"
Alec-"Cloe ate it"
Clomeister- I only eat rocks from my wes"
Alec-"you eat more than that from him..."
Wes-*pretends to be confused*
Peter-"Wait, what is cloe eating?"
Bridget-"you don't wanna know"

by Cactusfanatic February 20, 2019

clonebro

Your bro who thinks just like you, you have an epic bromance going on between you, and you two are amazing friends. They're your clonebro because they're like a clone of you, they think the same way, and they act the same way, and they often find each other saying the same stuff at the same time. Clonebros are always vibing together and they're always in each other's stupid ideas.

bro 1: aw, we're such clonebros
bro 2: I wanted to say the same thing
bro 1: exactly

by dope bnana February 14, 2021

Chosen Gender Phase

The gender which an individual has willingly chosen and accepted for themselves.

"I think I finally accomplished one of the most important steps of self-discovery. I have finally entered my chosen gender phase."

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021