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Class eyes

The act of drawing eyes on your eyelids in a boring highschool class. This effective method gives the illusion of being awake when you really need to sleep, but is usually an epic fail when the teacher asks the person using this method a question.
Brian: Why is Alan so interested in Miss Crawley's lecture on 21st centuary metods of comprehensive technology?

Fred: Cant you see dude? He's using his class eyes. Yeah he totally got drunk at that party last night.
by Salem. April 7, 2010
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class shock

When one shows so much class that it disturbs others.

This term was pioneered by Plagiarismo from reddit.
The three guys brought so much class to McD they class shocked the customers.
by wooptoo June 23, 2011
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Social class illusion

When people are able to live the life of people in a certain social class that they them selves do not necessarily fit into .
Guy 1: Look at Bill, he's rich, he lives in the suburbs, has 2 cars, goes to private school, and vacations on the beach.

Guy 2: I've known Bill since he was 5. He used to live in an apartment until he was 7, when he moved to the suburbs he bought the smallest house that he could barely afford. He couldn't even afford cable tv or a DVD player as a kid. The cars he has are both Hondas which are about 8 years old. His family takes one vacation a year, they have 5 people in their house and he goes to private school and a shit amount of financial aid. He's living a complete social class illusion. He's middle class.
by moconahhh July 9, 2013
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ballet class

Code for janitorial services when one wishes to downplay the menial nature of the work or somewhat glorify the position in a tongue-and-cheek manner. A play on the French word "balai", which sounds like "ballet", the dance. When translated to English, "balai" means broom.
"Anything going on tonight at the Mess Hall?"

"Yeah, ballet class" wink
by absagne February 14, 2014
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Diamond class

Used to refer a professional athlete. This athlete is of such superb skill, and athleticism that place them at the top elite of their class in the sport they play. Diamond class is a very small group and, only the best of the best are referred to in this way.
Man: "Wow look at #81! He just made a play that was impossible.. and made it look easy."

Friend: "He is definitely Diamond Class!"
by Bageez April 6, 2014
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class bag

A sarcastic description of a person, or their behavior, when they are not classy in a situation where they should have been.
1.Wearing a tuxedo t - shirt to a wedding. 2. Did you see the class bag with the 40 oz in the theater?
by Dirt_bag_dan_85 June 13, 2014
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Class blast

When in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a classroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the classroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the butt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. A shocked expression is a sign of a class blast, while pure embarrassment is a sign of just a regular fart.
Student #1: "Yo, this dude let out a class blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! His face was the best part.
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"
by IcyKnight November 30, 2016
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