Chili Bomb

When you're inside sales and you dish out Chili Piper calendar invites to prospects before they agree to set up a meeting.

"Harry's crazy! He sent out 25 Chili Bombs yesterday and 6 people actually accepted!"

by Mr. Chili Piper December 8, 2017

Human Chili Bomb

When an individual is using a smartphone at ground level and is suddenly struck by a stream of steaming diarrhea from anonymous on level 2; such as a; balcony or upper deck.

Dude I saw this hot chick on her iphone under my balcony and I totally broke the ice by giving her a human chili bomb.

by Baby Beadows February 21, 2011

Tuscan Chili Dog

When a chick diherras on your flacid weiner while you're sleeping, and then punches you in the balls, so that you wake up and grab your balls and you get shit all over your hands, and while you're grabbing your dick and balls, she pokes you in the eye and you rub your eyes and get pink eye.

I cheated on my girlfriend, and she found out and gave me a Tuscan Chili Dog.

by Nathan Mckay (and Brittany) November 4, 2008

just chilling

that act being chill. often throws of a peace sign to show the amount of chill.

"oh hey john! what are you doing?"
well, I'm just chilling

by snax1800 October 13, 2016

chili dipper

A term referring a bad golf shot, usually involving a divot behind the ball. Chili dipping occurs when you swing too hard or get too far behind the ball, causing a massive divot and sending the ball only a few yards, if any at all. Most amateurs chili dip often, sometimes more than once per hole. Chili dipping occurs mostly due to misuse of an iron, but if you're especially terrible, a chili dip may occur while using your putter.

Tin Cup: Hmm...a little chili dipper there...
Romeo: Be sure to do that in the Open.

Amateur golfer #1: {shanks the ball and leaves a massive divot}
Amateur golfer #2: I did that twice last hole, it's called a chili dipper.

by Goldie403b December 15, 2008

Omaha Chili Whip

When tapping ass doggie style, make a nice puddle of man milk on her back and then proceed to slap your dick in the puddle numerous times until the puddle is gone. The result will be an interior designers dream with snail trails galore.

I helped Brooke “paint” her apartment this weekend courtesy of the Omaha Chili Whip.

by Yuliqa MaDiq June 22, 2006

Butt Chilling

Working up an erection, sticking it in a dudes ass and chilling, preferably while watching a movie. This act is not gay, as thrusting is strictly forbidden. Rule of thumb: Pumping=gay, Chilling=cool

Nothing beats driving down a bumpy road while butt chilling so you can sneak in a few no homo thrusts.

by Risque Roy March 16, 2010