Slippery Chicken

Occurs when having sex with a female and your penis "accidentally" slips out of her vagina and pokes her in the asshole, she then screams "BAAAAWK!!!" and proceeds to run around the room waving her arms while you chase her around like Rocky chased the chicken in the movie.

Last night I met this chick at the bar, I took her home and did the Slippery Chicken, boy could she run fast...

by Roccoman24 July 19, 2011

winner winner chicken dinner

Phrase used to convey a positive outcome.

Q: How was your meeting today?

A: Winner winner chicken dinner!

by kettle__ February 26, 2009

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.

Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)

Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.

by PopeMHG June 3, 2018

Chicken Louie

To do a task quickly before something catastrophic happends

Graham - "We need to clean this shit up chicken louie, cause the pigs aren't eating the bodies"

Steve - "Good idea"

by b33fsecrets August 16, 2008

Chicken Skin Dust Mask

The Chicken Skin Dust Mask is performed when a male takes his scrotum and stretches it with this left and right hands by pulling it from side to side stretching it out flat to resemble a mask. A loose, warm scrotum works best and should not be performed if suffering from jerky sack. The male then kneels over his female partner's face and places the stretched scrotum over her mouth and nose for mutual enjoyment.

Toby's girlfriend is into some kink yo! She loves getting a Chicken Skin Dust Mask now and then.

by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009

Chicken Salad

A phrase used to describe a feeling or action when you don't know how to word it. Can also be used when someone doesn't agree with the description you used. Usually said by younger kids.

Nathan: "You're not scared. You've never been afraid of anything."
Lindsay: "Okay, fine, I don't know how to explain what I think. You know what? Call it chicken salad. Either way, what I'm saying is that I just don't want to do it."

by Awkward~Glances June 25, 2009

Fingerlickin' Chicken

Nickname for a big time chicken eater.
Especially apropos to any individual who eats Popeye's or KFC more than four meals per week or buys a whole barrel (tub) for themself and hides leftovers for snack treats.
Carrying around a plastic bag of "chicken for later" or eating it while driving certainly merits this monicker.

"Whuz acrackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
"Why'ont you save me a juicy breast, OK?
"Huh?"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006