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dylan carpenter

I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by
Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick
by Dingofish March 9, 2024
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Top Capper

A person that lies in any situation no matter the case, because they have no self respect, or respect in general. A sad low life, lying, attention seeking piece of scum.
Top Capper: Yo I won the lottery I ain’t gonna give you nothin tho g
Normal person: G you’re the top capper mums
by NameSpammer69 May 6, 2024
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Aggie Carpenter Mom

The only female to graduate the USDOL Carpenter Apprenticeship hosted by TAMU; evaluated as "being female she is a distraction to the male workers".

Employed 24 years at Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas 77845.

Terminated just before her 50th birthday for "work performance", 296 days after submitting a complaint of
discrimination with the EEOC.

Fee waiver approved STXCOURT, Alumni Judge failed to provide a court hearing. or the requested Jury trial, but denied the TXOAG Motion to Dismiss.
"Not too many women out there can say they submitted a pro se discrimination compliant all the way to SCOTUS, against Texas A&M

University, like Aggie Carpenter Mom & wind up referred to in Court documents as "Mr.O" following having been evaluated as "being female".
by ammeKO May 9, 2024
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Akbar Capper

A scammer that is always out to get you, just to stir up trouble.
Toofani the Akbar Capper akbarred the chat failed to procure feast pics or large spaces.
by AkbarCapper May 30, 2024
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akbar capper

Someone that backstabs and steps on others to further themselves. In many cases these individuals will lie to make them look better and try to convince others of their lies.
Toofani the akbar capper needs to stop his activities of backstabbing people.
by AkbarCapper July 2, 2024
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knee capper

A guy with a penis that hangs to his knee
That dude right there has a knee capper (see the grey sweatpants)
by Jay bone Capone July 8, 2024
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Sabrina Carpenter

OMG! Have you seen her?? She is fucking steaming!! Her ass, tits, and everything in between is smoltering!
"Wow, I wonder what Sabrina Carpenter can do with that mouth!"
by Sydney Sweeney Fr January 1, 2025
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