Meaning 1: Commonly referred to as 'Cock', roosters fertilize eggs and make obnoxious noises at five fucking o'clock in the goddamn morning
Meaning 2: You all know this
one - it is also referred to as Penis, Doodle,
Willy, Dick or 'that thing with the
white creamy stuff'.
1: The cock
woke me up AGAIN! Can we sell him? OR EAT HIM!!!
2: Your cock is so long, I work on mine every day but I cannot do
anything to make it bigger. Also, what is the
milk that my wife seems to love drinking after she rubs my cock into a glass?