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Certified idiot

A Maff teacher who doesn’t know the difference between five and six.
My Maff teacher is a certified idiot; he doesn’t know the difference between five and six. What a credited idiot he is.
by BbJjDd October 9, 2022
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certified._emo

A Tiktoker who wants to gulp gulp kokushibo’s cockushibo and makes gay Gacha videos about women kissing
Hey, did you hear about certified._emo’s new yeast infection?
by Wihskjgwijhsihgwkjhskbuibus October 9, 2022
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certified creep squad

A group of people who have became their own Squad and named themselves Creeps. They are Certified in everything they do including but not limited too dropping folks that talk too much. Hence the name "Certified Creep Squad". How many shots does it take to knock you down, is the question...

Caution, be aware of The Certificate Creep Squad.
Why is everyone so intimidated by the Certified Creep Squad?
by CCS29 October 10, 2022
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certificate merchant

A person who has no real skills in what they claim, but holds a certificate as "proof" of their expertise.
The programmer we hired is a total certificate merchant: he has an AWS Associates certificate but he has never touched AWS in his life. He's currently studying for Google one too.
by burgundyyyy October 15, 2022
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Certified misunderstander

Certified misunderstander is a word commonly used to replace insults
Person 1: Ez haha i won stupid dumbass

Person 2: you're a certified misunderstander

Person 1: what
by StupidBlackRobloxian October 16, 2022
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certifried

certified + fried

certifiably high. you are definitely up in the clouds
Aurora: yooo beans soup coochie
Curt: you are certifried right now mane
by bakedcarninal84 October 29, 2022
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Cartiieerd cartiieerd

“Cartiieerd Cartiieerd” is a very rare expression of goodbye used by only High Value men and women. Specifically when one person is not in the other persons league. It will typically leave the low value person confused, and occurs often at parties.
Mids Female “Hey!”
Alpha MaleWhat’s up?”
Mids Female “Can I get your snap?”
Alpha Male “ Nah, Cartiieerd Cartiieerd”
by tha kidd October 29, 2022
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