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Brandon

Bandon in the bitchiest, price of shit you can encounter. He's the kind if person who plays fortnite on PS4 with a keyboard and mouse at 3 in the morning.
"Brandon--"

"Shut the fuck up"
by Bigboialex September 21, 2018
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Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts
Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?

Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon

Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?

All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts
by Look at me bitch October 7, 2019
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The hottest most Cutest human being ever! He likes to keep things low profile but still extremely kinky. He is the hottest man you have ever met before and loves sports
“Man: let’s play some football
“Brandon: I call quarterback!”
by the cellist April 22, 2019
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He gays asf, but still take your bitch 💁🏽 ♂️. Some may call him trade cause you will never know he was. Get you a brandon
girl: Zamn that boy Brandon so fucking fine
Boy: Girl he trade
by GangBangHoe December 26, 2016
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That man has a small penis, he must be a Brandon!
by BigBoyMan August 23, 2018
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Mom: Hey brandon
Brandon: I want McDonald's
by Violet Knowles October 5, 2018
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He has a giant cock
Omg Brandon was so big
by Heyyy.boyyy December 6, 2019
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