24/7 Boyfriend

What most girls with untrustworthly boyfriends want them to become. A boyfriend that you can see no matter what day of the week or what time it is.

James would only see me on the weekends but now he's a 24/7 boyfriend and we see each other all the time.

by Mighty Arrow April 17, 2010

Boyfriend Offenders List

This list was developed identical to the Sex Offenders List in order to give the public an opportunity to know which men (I mean boys) have satisfied the criteria of a Boyfriend Offender.

Cheat (sex or otherwise including emotional cheating)
Neglect
Abuse (physical and / or emotional)
Use (monetary or otherwise)
Drugs (including marijuana, opium, or any other plant)
Alcohol (excessive - everyday)
Feminine (characteristics of a girl - scared, pussy, etc.)
Small (if you know what I mean)

It only takes one of the criteria to make the Boyfriend Offenders List. Although; and depending on how many girls he has offended, he's liable to make the list several times when said actions are repeated to different girls. As a result, we can detect when a trend is happening and lower the potential of future relationship "Surprise! I'm an asshole." situations. Ultimately, exposing and weeding out bad boyfriends for the purpose of giving the good guys a fair shot.

Boyfriend Offenders List

by purplebubblegum:) October 20, 2010

boyfriends webtoon

a absout fucking shit show of a comic all the carters are all stereotypes of pepole like prep goth and jock and🤓 they have no originality all it is is showing cute owo x3 gay marriage and the carters the fucking carters i want to beat the fuck out of them there are annoying as fuck all thay have is stereotypes all it is is shit thay have

also the creator is a fucking pedophile and a racist and made porn out of bts boyfriends webtoon

by hole maker September 29, 2022

un-boyfriend

The boy that you have sex with and do all the other relationship type things with. You are probably invited to all of his family functions yet you are introduced as just a friend. You may even live together or have children. He refuses to commit and maintains the attitude that having a "Relationship" will ruin your friendship. He may even date other women and you are expected to think nothing of it. "Un" Stemming from "Alice in wonderland's" Un-birthday. Where it's not your birthday but you celebrate like it is.

Un-boyfriend: Hey Stephanie you wanna come back to my place?
Stephanie: Aren't you living with Amber?
Un-boyfriend: Well yeah but we just share a bed we're not in a "relationship".

by fairybitz October 6, 2008

Sucky Boyfriend

When a boy you are dating doesn't really care about you. He pays more attention to video games than you, forgets your birthday, ditches you to hang with other girls/boys, lies to you, ect.- yet somehow, he makes YOU feel guilty. This is an antonym of love.

YOU:Hey, do you want to do something friday?
SUCKY BOYFRIEND: Nah..I'm playing COD that night

YOU: ohh.. well I guess you don't have to come to my birthday party if you don't want to..
SB: yeah, no, I really don't. Me and Christina are going to the club
YOU: I thought you said you where playing video games..
SB: Huh? yeah, whatever *Hangs Up*
YOu:..... What a sucky boyfriend.

by amazon1 November 6, 2011

Tim Boyle

Is a Fucken dickhead who sucks cock all night and day and he has the smallest chod in the world

Tim Boyle is a dick

by xSn3S3X June 19, 2012

Almost boyfriend

An almost boyfriend is a guy who you flirt with but don't really know too well but you both want to be together although you can't make the first move

Bestie: who's that guy you keep winking at through the bus window every day?

You: oh! That's my almost boyfriend

Bestie: bitch, make a move before I fuck him and take him away

by Oliviaxbae March 29, 2015