mystery blowjob

(n) english ~ When Kyle’s getting his cock sucked in the dark.

Person 1- Hey, did you get a mystery blowjob last night?

Person 2- No, but Kyle did.

by Snow-baller December 15, 2017

engagement blowjob

The blowjob she gives you after you propose to your girlfriend.

Boyfriend: hey babe, I think it’s time for my engagement blowjob!
Girlfriend: what’s that?!?
Boyfriend: well, I got on my knees to propose, now it’s your turn on your knees (pulls out penis)

by Miadolphins31 January 4, 2018

Blowjob Challenge

You have 5 minutes to make him cum. If he can resist for the full 5 mins he wins and continues on down the line. If she forces him to cum in under 5 mins then he has to do a blowjob shot. He has to do two if he cums in less then a minute.

Jenny was amazing at the blowjob challenge. I think she got half the party drunk on her own.

by Challenge King March 22, 2021

Mississippi Blowjob

When a redneck woman gives a blowjob to her brother.

Marry Foe gave a Mississippi Blowjob to Jack Foe.

by Flashlight Lover May 26, 2017

Blender Blowjob

When you receive a blowjob from someone who either wears braces or uses their teeth, creating great discomfort

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.

by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou December 6, 2022

alien blowjob

An alien blowjob is a blowjob of such high quality that the receiver may describe it as ‘out of this world’.

“Last night I hooked up with this chick who gave an alien blowjob, bro, I was shaking!”

by Scorpio gal June 23, 2019

Indian Blowjob

An Indian Blowjob (properly pronounced In-Jin Blowjob) is the act where a woman sits on the mans penis and proceeds to fart.

Dude, this girl totally gave me an Indian Blowjob last night. My dick still smells like rotten eggs!

by Thor782 December 2, 2011