Blow Jaw 

The annoying cramping and pain experienced in the jaw after performing a marathon blow job session. The sexual form of lock jaw, this can also be accompanied by twitching and spasms and make it difficult to laugh or smile for a period of time directly proportionate to the length of session or an extra large dick.

Jo needed a little extra time as Susie performed her fancy work. After delivering a truly magnificent blow job session, unfortunately Susie suffered from blow jaw for 30 minutes afterwards and couldn't talk or smile.

Blow Jaw by NaughtyNicole April 4, 2013

blow out 

The actual meaning of the word 'blow out' describes the act of letting someone down, or 'blowing out'. This is usually pre-arranged plans that have had the definite go-ahead from a group of people or friends. The act often occurs the day after making plans when one weak individual does the classic first signs of blowing out...turning their phone off.

They turn their phone off thinking that by doing this, all the others who are relying on this man will think it's some kind of rare phone problem and they just can't get through. The truth is far from it, everyone knows the blowout has sneakily turned his phone off. For this man is the blow out king. This man is Chris Singers.

Group "Who's up for Alton Towers tomorrow?"
Man 1, 2, 3, 4 "Yeah sounds good"
Singers "Yeah sounds good I'll come...pick up at 8am?"
Group "Yeah see you then, don't let us down Singers we need you for numbers"
Singers "Lads...come on..would I let you down?"

*Next Morning*
*Man 1, 2, 3 & 4 are waiting outside Singer's House*

Group "Ring, ring, ring, ring"
Singers tucked up in bed "Teee heee, I'm so glad I turned my phone off last night"
Group "Would you believe it...another blow out from the King"
Group *Shouting out the window* "TOOSSSERRR"

blow out by Mr Stab Artist December 9, 2008

blow and go 

when you have multiple DUIs and a breathalizer is attached to your vehicle by the police in order to start your car

I've had about 15 beers, will you please breathe into my blow and go so i can drive home?

blow and go by jennifah September 29, 2006

Blow Boat 

Another term for a sailboat

The blow boat is stranded due to no wind today.

Blow Boat by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Blow Dry My Grapes 

1. A woman giving a man oral sex and kissing his testicles. Not to be confused with the Montana term of Eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.

2. After a shower using a hair dryer to dry out your own testicles. This is a method used in damp climates to keep crotch rot to a minimum.

3. After a shower using the hair dryer to dry your balls because that is the most intimate fun you have had in the last 18 months.

My woman has some unusual and exciting tricks. During our kayaking trip in Morro Bay, while walking the sand dunes on the spit, she offered to blow dry my grapes. After that sunny, and gritty, experience I, Black Bart Roberts, have trouble going back to the modest comfort and joy of the Posturpedic Missionary position.

Blow Dry My Grapes by Black Bart Roberts October 1, 2008

blow ass

the act excreting gas from the anus

Trevor blows ass on Tmanda's face when she is sleeping. Poor Amanda

blow ass by amanda and trevor May 13, 2005

blow jobizzle 

The act of giving oral sex then allowing your partner to climax in your mouth and swallowing.

"I was so excited when my girlfriend finally agreed to give me a blow jobizzle last night although was highly disgusted when she wanted to kiss me afterwards."

blow jobizzle by #YoloSwagBitchesMoneyNigga April 13, 2014