Dicky Blob

A Dicky Blob is someone that doesn't engage their brain before acting.

You don't do it like that, Dicky Blob. You do it like this.

by Shuttstheone May 13, 2018

Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.

Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!

by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 9, 2020

Bra blob

A form of fat occurring from the backside of a bra due to how tight the bra is

My mom had big bra blob yesterday

by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021

Crackadeemus blabber jug

When a male takes a large drink of vodka/absinthe and the has another male place their testicles in his mouth and proceeds to gargle the alcohol whilst thrashing his tongue around his mouth erratically.

Aww mate, I got so wrecked last night I ended up giving Eddie a crackadeemus blabber jug! He shot all over my legs.

by MCTitmilkdanglerod March 24, 2021

help blob

Helping buffer or sb one can pour his or her shit or problems and then just go away as if that person is unimportant and insignificant. And then come back and do the same.

I am not your help blob.. ( Trying " series, UK)

by Notoriousbookworm July 7, 2021

A Blob

Someone whose only purpose is eating all your food, stealing your stuff and never returning it, taking up space, and never thanking you for anything or giving anything in return, making nearly every day of your life a living hell.

I once knew A blob who lived off my family for 14 years, she destroyed thousands of dollars worth of property throughout her time there, was nasty to our family, wasted our money for her stupid frivolous purchases, never gave an ounce of gratitude or respect in return, ate our food never had to pay a cent for it, and was a horrible and mean individual, who lived with free room and board and zero rent.

by dadirtysailor87 October 7, 2021

conna blob

The hottest man you will ever come across with great hair great style and great personality. He is very hot and tall if you see him you will pass out no doubt. If your his gf damn I wish I was you. He is so

attractive you don't know. He had the cutest smile ever and is so fun. He is the finest man alive hopefully he will wife you up.

Girl 1: Dude conna blob is so ducking hot
Girl 2: For realz!

by secymama444 November 1, 2022