Tiddy Bear

A rightfully underknown and possibly useless product designed to wrap around your seat belt, cushioning your big tiddies (titties) from any discomfort and, thusly, promoting personal safety for the unjustly buxom and repugnantly obese. This plush apparatus is designed to be inconspicuously disguised as a small teddy bear, when not in use, hence the name.

"My shoulder strap used to pull so tight I could hardly breathe. Now, with the Tiddy Bear, I really enjoy traveling again." (actual quote from a real Tiddy Bear advertisement)

by JoshuaJordan May 11, 2008

Monkey Bear

A loved one who is like a giant teddy bear but acts like a monkey at times.

Andrew is such a monkey bear. I love him very much.

by asaws11 July 20, 2009

Bear-Blasting

Similar to Hump-Catting

Bear-Blasting! Because you'll be too energetic for normal sports!

by Auugghhh December 27, 2007

red beard

When a lover performs oral sex on his or her partner who is currently menstruating.

Willma finally talked Fred into earning his red beard during her time of the month.

by tru@ January 13, 2005

Holiday Beard

When a male decides not to shave for the period of his holiday, returning with a rather terrible looking collection of facial hair.

"It's too hot to shave here, I'll just grow a holiday beard"

by Tobymono April 25, 2007

bearded clam

A very hairy vagina.

I had to part the Bearded Clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave

by uban pervert June 28, 2003

Nahko Bear

Cosmic Singer

Nahko Bear has a voice that makes the world feel at peace. One song at a time he is helping the world find their medicine and use it.

by FitLife24/7 May 20, 2017