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Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop

The act of placing a the base of a Play-Doh Barbershop figure just inside someone's sphincter, then they defecate through the holes in the toy's head, ideally with a soft consistency stool.

Similar to Canadian spaghetti.
I played Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop with my girl last night. Her shit came out all stringy.
by w.b.m April 16, 2008
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angry butt barber

when your down on her eatin her box and you notice that she missed mowing a few ahole hairs that are kinda long, bite down on those angry mafuckers and yank em out like a dentist pullin a tooth. When she screams or makes any sound in protest, you punch her in the neck and tell her to have a lil pride and keep her starfish and box smooth and hairless or else.
I was lickin this bitch and stairing at her cheerio when low and behold I get jabbed in the eye by an angry butthair she missed, so I did the right thing and gave her an angry butt barber, bit down on those stragglers and yanked em out. When she had the audacity to let out a whimper I punched her in the neck and told her to keep it manicured with some pride
by motoboat August 24, 2010
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babeesh

Let's get some babeesh, cause I'm starving.
by Paul September 29, 2003
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Barbie Doll

1) Someone Who Is Fake

2) Someone Who Cnt Be Real

3) Someone Who Lacks Honesty
Girl : Omg i Have To Tell You Something ! But Dnt Tell Anybodyy

Other Girl : Okk, Tell Me

Girl : Blahh Blahh Blahh Blahh

Other Girl : Okk I wont tell Anybodyy

The Next Day She Tells Everybodyy . "Barbie Doll"
by Tai Myrtle February 22, 2011
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kebab dropped on a barber's floor

An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.
Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!
by Number 1 Guv'nor December 6, 2007
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Backdoor Barbecue

The act of covering ones dick with lighter fluid, lighting it on fire, then fucking a girl in the ass with it.
As a special treat on their wedding night Paul gave his new bride a backdoor barbecue.
by Chris May 6, 2005
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Barbed Wire Dildo

The barbed wire dildo is a tool used for the raping of deserving men.

This contraption is usually a home made device that is manufactured with the combination of a day to day x large dildo, with heavy duty barbed wire wrapped along the entire length (usually melted in for extra durabilty). Some people also mix it up by melting shards of glass and rusty nails to make the experience more interesting.
Mel and I were so angry that we decided to rape his anus with the barbed wire dildo.
by MelPOM August 30, 2009
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