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bar ilan 

A bunch of nerds with no life that spend 25 hours a day studying math and making bad jokes about bar ilan studying materials. They have been in the same program for the majority of their life. If you encounter a bar ilan attendee the best thing to do is to call the cops and run
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Get the f*** away from me you f***ing need, I'm calling the cops right now
bar ilan by Average magshimim Chad February 24, 2024
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Bar b que chicken 

Easily executing & scoring on opponents in basketball games & other recreational sports
Once Shaquille O'Neal got the basketball 3 feet from the basketball rim it was Bar b que chicken from that point on.
Bar b que chicken by King Giant February 24, 2024
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bar-weird 

BAR(BARely any rhythm) - WEIRD(strange, unfamiliar) 1: a vocal limitation from a scarcity of being able to imagine everyone is normal and what you see and hear is you, 2: a natural slight of verb for someone who doesn’t keep good emphatic books
Have you ever had a sweet kitty-cat walking up, rubbing against your leg, purring and jumping up in your lap only to smell their stinky butt? Then you’re looking to see if anything from cat’s ass got on you? Bar-weird is the mental projection of a cat-ass verbalized, vocalized, and like Marshal Macluhan observed, “The medium is the message.”

Stray: Oh you’re just a weirdo aren’t you?

Kitten: Hmm… smell’s a little bar-weird in here. Y’all smell that?

Stray: Huh?

Cat: Don’t get that on your coat or that will be your clown-fish smellin’ ass, Young Huck. Best adjust your own handle bars and let them adjust there’s.

Stray: What do you mean?

Kitten: Where I’m from…Cats respect themselves enough to ask us if we really wanna talk shit with a Cat-ass wearing that mud on their coat. Otherwise we’ll have a Union where a Cat-ass can go to feel ‘normal’ smelling like that stuck mindset.

Cat: Time Out: Y’all just let anyone adjust the handle bars on y’all’s bike? You good, Young Huck? Mama told me explicitly to stay out the mud today.

In a concept: ‘Bar-weird and Musical Genre’

‘Normal’ people might be bar-weird with genres such as Americana and Country if they don’t comprehend where they’re from. They might have come by it honest due to the limitations of caregivers. However, a person’s expression is only as comprehensive as far back as they can fetch their experience.
bar-weird by goodhand April 10, 2024

bar rally 

A type of bar crawl that hits more than 8 bars-12 bars, the kind of experience you’re expected to not be able to remember
hey, let’s turn this crawl into a bar rally!

Bar-Nett 

A DE born and raised convict spending damn near his whole life in prison because he was addicted to crack and smack.
Who is Cie on the phone with? Oh That's Thomas ... Thomas Bar-Nett !!
Bar-Nett by CIEANNANEESE July 25, 2024
A slutty whore who sings scary-oke at the bar regularly prowling for any guy that will pay attention to her poor me story
Melissa Hassenger is a bar fly.
Bar fly by thebetterbitch November 26, 2024

Bar-Modeling Orthogonality 

When incorporating Singapore’s bar model method—the problem-solving visualization strategy to tackle word problems—at the elementary school level and its aim to develop students’ pre-algebraic thinking skills (before they are introduced to formal algebra) are not often partially achievable or necessarily correlated in practice.
Wallet-friendly Singapore math textbooks, workbooks, and teachers’ resources on their own doesn’t guarantee problem-solving mastery—bar-modeling orthogonality seems to be a constant in many traditional American classrooms, often because of teachers’ or parents’ faux perception that a foreign math curriculum or publication is harder (or even inferior) than their local inch-deep-mile-wide one.