awkward bean

A person, that is usually a smol bean (you can be tall too) and is very awkward. You can talk but it doesnt go they way you want and your voice is very quiet because you rather not talk because you're awkward.

"Hey he's looking at you, he's cute go talk to him."
"Yeah.... i'll just wait, maybe if he comes up to me."
"Just go! You're such an awkward bean!"

awkward bean by Itsyagirlawkwardbean January 14, 2018

awkward canoe 

similar to awkward turtle, though much more sly and less cliche. motion is moving hands in an oar motion. the coolest awkward sign around

"That person tripping? definitely an awkward canoe moment."

awkward canoe by awesomenessingeneral October 20, 2009

Awkward Turtle 

The universal symbol of the awkward moment, made by placing one open hand over another and wiggling the thumbs around in a circle to imitate a turtle turned on its back. Awkward!

I used the phrase "if you can't do it teach it" infront of my girlfriends mum... shes a teacher. It was definitely awkward turtle.

For more awkward turtle moments, www.awkwardturtle.com

Awkward Turtle by zephyr4434 December 31, 2009

awkward prof

a professor who either has turrets syndrome, habitually makes bad jokes, won't let you listen to music during exams, is obsessed with his Seattle tea, thinks that pain is a good method of instruction, or all of the above.

Dr. Massman is an awkward prof

awkward prof by massman3 March 2, 2009

awkward forking 

When a person has the opportunity to enter the spoons position with another person and instead faces the opposite direction.

Katy had the opportunity to spoon with Will, however he had a raging boner! being completely creeped out, she proceeded to awkward forking.

awkward forking by hoosierwannabe August 30, 2010

Awkward Titmouse 

The male or female partner of a large breasted (usually) woman who has above average incapabilities of dealing with social situations.

A
"Why did you leave so early?"
B
"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."
A
"Your parents must be really pissed off now"
B
"Yeah, this is the second family party when he's done this"

Awkward Titmouse by Bettina Elizabeth February 23, 2009

Awkward butterfly 

An awkward situation when one person goes behind another and slowly pats the person's chest, like a butterfly's wings.

Don't awkward butterfly that girl.

Awkward butterfly by weirdancingirl December 26, 2009