Socially Awkward Butterfly

Someone who is socially awkward. Tends to say the wrong things at the wrong times. Usually introverted and doesn't have many friends.

Person 1: Hey guess what? Me and my girlfriend are having a party at my place at 10 tonight.

Person 2: Did you know that the square root of 2 is 1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694807317667973799?

Person 1: Don't be such a socially awkward butterfly.

by synditrix November 24, 2011

Awkwarder

a situation that couldnt possibly get any more awkard!

wanna come hang out with me and all my ex-boyfriends?
dude, what can be more awkwarder than that?

by mama-cyta February 8, 2010

Awkward

1. A situation in which no one feels comfortable or relaxed, sometimes excluding the person who made said situation unbearable.

2. The person who makes that situation awkward, they are normally naturally strange and make most people feel uncomfortable on a daily basis, but they don't seem to grasp that themselves.

Way to make the situation awkward Andy.

by Awk.. November 4, 2010

awkward chocolate

To do an awkward chocolate one must get in the "69" position. While in this position the person on top must begin to shit, when the finkel matter is exiting in a "praire-dog" "dingleberry" or "turtle-head" fashion, the person on bottom must put the shit in their mouth and move back and forth in a "blow job" motion.
Thust making an awkward chocolate.

"i love watching 2girls1finger.com the awkward chocolate they do is so sexy."
"thats must fowl fucking thing ive ever heard, but its kinda hott."

by kevin snyder January 18, 2008

awkward tent

When one "pitches a tent" in an unusual place generating an awkward situation.

I saw Josh jerking off in church last week. Talk about an awkward tent.

by Sun-shine June 21, 2007

Awkward Flylence

The awkward silence that results when someone informs you that your zipper, or fly is open. The person with the unzipped pants zipper is likley to draw a blank when thinking about how to reply to such an embarrassing observation.

*Brian, Pete, and Pete's crush are at party, having a three way conversation*

Brian: "Hey Pete, XYZ! (examine your zipper)

*Long Awkward Flylence*

Pete: "Ooops (Looks away) Shit happens!"

by phytu14ihf June 21, 2009

awkwardling

A combination of the word awkward and mingling or talking When you get uncomfortable in a social setting, especially if you have to mingle, or if you meet someone you haven't talked to in a long time.

Sarah: How awkwardling, it must have been, just standing there. It was silent.
What an awkwardling thing to do.
The room was just a clusterf#%* of awkwardling couples.

by cherrymuf74 February 10, 2010