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Event Alerts is a community on discord filled with 3 year old children that only speak brain rot.
Event Alerts is riddled with brain rot
by ItsJeff May 8, 2025
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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025
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Tragedy Averted

Hym "Nonononono, the carry part is THIS: The news anchor starts by saying 'TRAGEDY AVERTED' Beyonce almost got hit by a stray bullet! Do you know WHY Beyonce didn't get hit!? Because a passerby TOOK THE BULLET TO THE HEAD! HOW IS THAT A TRAGEDY AVERTED!? MORE LIKE 'TRAGEDY DEFERED!' WOW BRO! That is fucking WILD! They said she would have took it in the arm or shoulder if it would have hit her so... It would have been BETTER if she got hit! I don't know if the passerby is dead but I ASSUME they are but yeah. TRAGEDY AVERTED! Somebody took a bullet for Beyonce (who wouldn't have died if she had taken it herself). Crazy!"
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
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Miku Alert

Amber alert, also known as Miku Alert. A missing 17-year-old turquoise-haired girl “Hatsune Miku” who was abducted by the suspect crab “Mr. Krabs” at the after going to Krusty Krab or Bikini Bottom.
Miku alert started while she was kidnapped by Eugene Harold Krabs at Bikini Bottom.
When it stops, she was found safe at the Bikini Bottom Police Department while she was missing.
by cara2010 July 22, 2025
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Miku Alert

A missing 17-year-old VocaloidHatsune Miku” was abducted by Eugene H. Krabs ant Bikini Bottom, also known as Miku Alert.
“Eugene Krabs abducts her when Miku Alert started at the Bikini Bottom, when the Miku alert stops, she found safe at the Bikini Bottom Police Department.”

“Miku Alert is Amber Alert
by cara2010 July 22, 2025
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Life Alert

Senior citizen, that can’t read, listen, falls, and leaves hair in random places. Can be saved by life alert. Be careful though, he loves bean dip and scoops…..
He really life alerted that situation.
by Pinche Bruja August 8, 2025
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Bald Alert

Noun
1. A localized emergency notification issued when an elderly bald man is spotted wandering within a one-mile radius of a medical facility, usually post-colonoscopy, squinting through crooked glasses and moving at a cautious, arthritic shuffle.
2. A hyper-specific Silver Alert for a founding member of a friend group who refuses to admit his knees sound like microwave popcorn and who insists he “just needs better lighting” before every pinball game.

Symptoms may include:
• Slow, determined walk back to a parked vehicle because “it’s not that far.”
• Adjusting glasses 47 times per minute.
• Muttering about flipper lag while standing under the brightest light in the building.
• Claiming recovery is “no big deal” while gripping the handrail like it owes him money.
“Greg just had a colonoscopy and is walking home with those bad knees. Somebody issue a Bald Alert before he tries to read street signs in the dark.”
by GuidoDaPimp February 24, 2026
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