Satans Asshole

The Hottest, Sweatiest and most uncomfortable Heat ever experienced by a human being!

Holy Shit, It's hotter then Satans Asshole in here!!

Hey Don, it's as hot as Satans Asshole outside today!! maybe we should go to the pool.

That Jalapeno was so hot that my mouth feels like Satans Asshole!!

by Edub923 September 12, 2010

Pretentious asshole

One who attempts to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

Especially true in the art scene.

Hey Joe, did you notice that pretentious asshole hipster that drinks Starbucks, owns more than one Apple product, wears clothes every other hipster wears, and manages to convince herself that she is alternative and therefore superior compared to her peers?

Joe: Yeah, so true.

by Ingrid Cole November 24, 2010

Asshole Shitkick

kicking one directly in the asshole stunning the asshole loosening it and shit is released

oh i totally just Asshole Shitkicked john yesterday, it was fucking gross

I Asshole Shitkicked the fire mage and it was super effective

by i love to asshole shitkick September 11, 2011

Asshole Hammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.

Hey guys lets go over to bobbys place and get asshole hammered

by Howie16 December 16, 2010

Spoiled Asshole

A kid who is often spoiled by his or hers parents/parent or guardian/guardians in any way

ex. getting whatever they want, getting money, etc.

“Hey did you hear about the new kid,” Said my friend, “I heard he got the new iPhone -69 Pro Max” “Damn, he must be a spoiled asshole.” I said.

by ayop4ndaa January 30, 2022

Snowy Asshole

A player in a COD lobby wearing a snowy skin, and has a very gay and stupid playing style.

Oh shit boys, there’s a snowy asshole on the other team.

by Jibba Sauce May 17, 2020

blooming asshole

When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.

Me and my homey dumped it in her pail and she grew a blooming asshole

by scratchy2868 May 10, 2015