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Enlil

A literal god in all senses.. (yes all senses)

Also has a beautiful smile, great cook, has the best hugs ever. Sensitive but affirmative and the sweetest down to earth person you will ever meet
If he’s name is not Enlil he’s not THEE one
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Enlil

A power-hungry terminally online loser mod of the shroomery.org forums. Known extensively for overtly aggressive homosexual behavior and LARPing as a 'lawyer', despite posting on a dead forum 18 hours a day.

Enlil perfectly reflects the Jungian archetype of the 'nu-male'/'beta male'. Enlil has many interests including: Star Wars (Disney era), Funko Pops, being a liberal faggot, never leaving his mom's basement, and frantically seeking anonymous homosexual relationships with shroomery users via private messages.

Enlil is a known virgin. It is believed he was never able to attract women, so later in life became a homosexual out of desperation. His entire life's work can be summed up into 'moderating' a dead forum of about 20 active users, all while having a mushroom shaped butt plug inserted into his ass.

It is widely believed that Enlil is in a homosexual polyamorous relationship with fellow shroomery user's mushboy and Genesis_Corrupted.

The origins of the phrase 'mushrooms make you gay' can be directly traced to Enlil's first experience with psychedelics.
Did you see Enlil is in shambles because Donald Trump won the 2024 presidency? What a fag!
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There Enlies

Alternate spelling of: Therein lies.

Used by stupid people who cannot spell.
There enlies the definition of stupidity.
by CourageousDude March 24, 2021
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beanie enlightenment

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building
Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*
by #needmeabeanie January 26, 2023
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Period of Enlightenment

The brief stretch of time just after a good morning shit, coinciding with ones morning coffee kicking in, that is characterized by peak mental illumination and a deep sense of physical bliss.
Jake waltzed out onto the deck, took a deep breath of the crisp morning air, plopped down in a recliner, kicked his feet up over the deck railing, clicked open the e-magazine on his iPad, took another sip of coffee, gazed off into nothingness, and sighed deeply as he entered his period of enlightenment.
by SpacemanSpiff1969 October 15, 2012
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Elilie

Elilie another way to say Elijah except only hoes call him that
Elilie has hoes
by Lv-300 December 14, 2018
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Spiritual enlightenment

Spiritual enlightenment is the discovery of a whole dimension of yourself hidden in plain sight that you had never experienced before: your true Self. This dimension is not perceivable with the senses because it’s not within the field of your awareness. Instead, it is the source and ground of your awareness itself.

Therefore, you can’t know this dimension with the mind. You can only know it by being it, which activates a dormant cognitive device far superior to the mind. This is achieved by forgoing all mental distractions and allowing every bit of your awareness to return to its source. Because when the full weight of your attention rests idly on its ground, a sinkhole opens up into this dimension and you become your true Self.

The inexpressible knowledge that you gain by being your Self is so astonishingly clear, certain, and revealing that it blows your mind and shatters all your previous ideas and conceptions of reality. This knowledge affords a vantage point from which you realize that while everything that you perceive (i.e. your mind, your body, and the entire physical universe) is transitory and ephemeral, your true Self exists absolutely, beyond time and space, always here and always now.

Furthermore, being your Self brings with it an unshakeable state of peace and fulfillment that is completely indescribable; a glorious state in which being, knowing, and loving are one and the same. Because in that state, all is one, and your Self is all that exists.
A: Yesterday I reached spiritual enlightenment.
B: What do you mean?
C: I mean that I realized who I AM.
by fcrcf October 27, 2015
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