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Alabama cupcake

I gave Patti Mae an Alabama cupcake last night
by Chaospixxxie May 28, 2021
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Alabama Paddywagon

An Alabama Paddy Wagon is a sex act where you take a cup of jello and chew it up to where it becomes a liquid and spit it back in the cup. Get a straw and a partner and put the straw in the partners ass just enough to where the other end can be visible and used. Put the jello back in your mouth and transfer the liquid through the straw into your partners ass. When that happens, either remove the straw and have your partner shit it in your mouth (douchingbefore hand is best so no actual shit gets in your mouth) or keep the straw in and suck it out of your partners ass.
I gave Josh an Alabama Paddywagon last night. The jello turned brown!
by youvegothorsepiss January 17, 2020
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Alabama Fuckhouse

Much like a whore house, except it's filled with your siblings.
John had grown tired of boring old brothels, so he decided to turn his home into an Alabama Fuckhouse by double teaming his sister with his retarded brother.

John: "Man, last night was awesome. Me and my brother Eifel Towered our sister. I'm so glad I decided to go to an Alabama Fuckhouse instead of that shitty brothel again."
by CreambayWhackersVs.Titsburg October 7, 2019
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alabama leperchaun

A midget jerks off in his hand and slaps you
That midget walked up and gave me an alabama leperchaun. I immediatly washed my face
by Ironworker May 24, 2018
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Alabama Lunchable

When you slather peanut butter between your sister's butt cheeks then lick it out.
Jim ; Hey, Dale, what'd you do last night?
Dale ; I had an Alabama Lunchable after dinner.
Jim ; Well, damn! Raise hell, praise Dale!
by The Southern Gent October 29, 2023
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Alabama shave

Damn boy, I had an alabama shave yesterday.
Damn bro, that shit horny.
by SaGxTbaG May 28, 2020
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Alabama pirate

A chick who steals other girls panties while the other girls boyfriend is wearing them.
Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissed, he let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..
by Whosthedirtysavior October 2, 2022
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