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Punch the Astronaut

When you are high and decide to masturbate
John: do you wanna go to Wendy’s?
Jack: gimme 15, I gotta go punch the astronaut
by Jd87 March 18, 2021
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Pulling; with limited action

The definition of Pulling, but not not getting past the third base.

Sub-Definitions - 1st base = Tashing On

- 2nd base = Any form of action from the extremities that causes sexual stimulation of a sexual organ

- 3rd base = Any form of action from the oral area that causes sexual stimulation of a sexual organ
"Oi Pete what base did you get to last night?" asked Samson
"Only 2nd, the chick 'wasn't ready' for anything more" said Pete with embarrassment on his face.
"So basically it was Pulling; with limited action" saidly Pete
by HPVARROCK September 18, 2013
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action

male and female genitals or any private, erogenous zone of the body.
Dude, when that chic bent over, I saw some of her action.
by bizzleofthecity March 25, 2005
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Bloody Astronaught

When a man sticks a condom over his head, and into a woman's vagina when on her period and then pulls it out and blows, inflating the condom, now covered with blood.
"Damn, that girl's pussy was so loose and I could easily do a bloody astronaught with her."
by Austaul Hattavitch September 23, 2005
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acronymically

The meaning of a word in relation to its acronym.
acronymically speaking...
by Leroy Spurlock September 30, 2005
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bad action

A substitution for the phrase bad ass. Commonly used by a dumb asses who can't say bad ass
Steven "That's bad action."
Erik "Don't you mean bad ass?"
Steven "No."
Erik "You're fucking stupid"
by sexxypanda August 20, 2008
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Astronaut

Among the common definitions, one who partakes of DXM (the cough-suppressant found in Robitussin and knockoffs) often. A reference to the phrase 'Going to the Moon'
God, he doesnt drink or smoke, but with all the tussin he gulps he's a regular astronaut.
by Dr. Rick February 4, 2009
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