Father Christian

This is what you call the best priest ever. Best thing to ever happen to Carmel besides the dispensing going on in the 500 boys bathroom. He is truly kind to all.

Everyone loves Father Christian

by ccanonymous January 23, 2025

Father

Never heard of him. Isn't he a mythical being?
Other names: dad, milk buyer, mythical creature.

Man, my fathers still lookin for milk.

by Momma xD hehe April 26, 2023

Father Larry

The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.

-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.

by butterluv December 23, 2021

Grand Father

Grand Father also known as Profiter or Bjorn is a broke random that has 0 funds to his name.

He also sucks P9s Dick.

Steve: Ay who's that one broke nigga from the Netherlands that was begging me to put him on?
Alex: Oh thats grand father. Also called "Profiter".

by NosePvPfan123 April 28, 2022

Alleged father

A man committing the act of dna kidnapping

We found out that he was the alleged father of Emma

by 459395 March 15, 2023

father of invention

an invention that is based on another invention but used in some different way to the original idea it's used for.

the steam engine in a ship was based after the locomotive train a true father of invention

by PizzaManDude October 19, 2014

Your father

Wait what you don’t have one that’s pretty obvious

Your father left to get the milk because you became a dream stan

by anonymous September 2, 2022