Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

to hit the roof

When you feel very angry about something or someone

You make me feel like I'm going to hit the roof!

by Barbi December 6, 2016

frost hit

A phenomenon encountered while smoking (usually weed). Someone takes an average sized hit from the smoking apparatus, and upon exhaling, the smoker blows out a huge cloud of smoke from what was a seemingly huge, lung-busting rip. In reality, the hit wasn't that big, as it was augmented by the condensation from the cold winter air, hence the name, "winter hit," or "frost hit"

smoker 1: "*exhales* dude, look at all that smoke! that was crucial hit i just took."
smoker 2: "*sighs* just another frost hit"

by petersonic electronic November 23, 2009

hit by a Walter

when you get a barrage of text messages in the middle of the night from the same insomniac.

I woke up this morning and had 62 new texts! I thought something bad had happened, but then I realized I had just been hit by a Walter.

by BillyMayser July 3, 2010

Hit the poles

To pole dance -- usually for a strip club

Person 1: OMG FUCK COLLEGE THIS SHIT IS HARD!

Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank

by SaturnHoshi February 14, 2019

Creamster Hit

Verb: The act of smoking a mixture of DMT and crack cocaine, on a base of marijauna, out of a bong.

1. The man who told me about creamster hits had a missing front tooth.

2. Man I shouldn't have taken that creamster hit last night.

by Dreamy Creamy August 24, 2011

Pro-hit

Pro-hitting is when you're smoking a bowl and you do not completely touch the weed with the lighter but you keep it on the brim of the bowl therefore saving more weed and getting higher

John: "Yeah me and Jake smoked a fat bowl together and just Pro-hit it, got so many hits"

Chris: "Damn I guess I shouldn't torch my bud"

by ZeeGreenSpartan January 7, 2011