Salt Facts

When someone states facts that turn out to be horseshit when looked up

Gopi gazed on the iodized salt in my house and stated with conviction that the iodized salt makes you dumber which turned out to be absolute horseshit when looked up, hence the origin of salt Facts.

by anonymous May 22, 2023

Amazingly stupid real facts

these are facts that nobody will pay attention to, because it is amazingly stupid. if you actually look at amazingly stupid real facts, then you probably don't have an A in math.

amazingly stupid real facts is for someone who didn't know that simon and semen are the same thing

by YAYMANYAY November 2, 2022

Coughing Facts

Similar to the phrase "Spitting Facts" but it's more accidental and less passive aggressive. Since you can't help coughing.

PERSON 1: Hotdogs are actually sandwiches.
PERSON 2: Dude, you're coughing facts!

by lukas1337 December 5, 2023

thiccy facts

This is another way to emphasize just how factual something is while still including some ratchet language

alyssa: the cheer team is so bad
Gerry: thiccy facts they always mess up

by IlliterateJerry August 28, 2018

Fact

Julia loves Bodie more

I love you more Bodie and that is a fact

by ........hehehehehehh.......123 February 16, 2021

Triple Facts

When something is three times the facts, no cap.

Bro, that chick's got a fatass.

Yo, that's triple facts.

by sir leton March 3, 2022

derrick fact

When someone passes along an untrue statement they heard as truth.

A derrick fact is: "The original guy from Blue's Clue offed himself because he couldn't take the show anymore."

He is, in fact, alive and well.

by weyluke June 1, 2010