Mature woman with an exaggerated taste for alcoholic beverages derived from grapes, quite often stored in a device called bag-in-box. Because of her degenerated state the winosaur is the opposite of a milf.
by Karlos de Suecia March 1, 2009
Get the Winosaur mug.An expression of pure (and often surprising) triumph in the face of irritable and formerly formiddable opposition, especially from inanimate objects, concepts, or unpleasant circumstances. The speaker is meant to use their own name, aptly announcing their success to the world around them in a nonbiased way.
"(name) wins!" applies in a variety of circumstances:
(kelly struggles over astrophysics, aggressively punching numbers into calculators. hours pass and equations dance tauntingly in her head. kelly finally finishes problems with a flourish of the pencil): kelly wins!
(amanda sees bottle of patron on impossibly high shelf. books, people and other pieces of furniture are employed in attempt to reach this last remaining liquor. bottle successfully knocked into outstretched hands): amanda wins!
(nicola loses cell phone for days. room and house are torn to bits causing mess on national-disaster scale. cellphone is eventually located at bottom of stinky hamper): nicola wins!!
(jana spends hours convincing the french to let her into their country. paperwork and red tape abounds from the country that invented bureaucracy. a visa is at last obtained): jana wins!!!
(kelly struggles over astrophysics, aggressively punching numbers into calculators. hours pass and equations dance tauntingly in her head. kelly finally finishes problems with a flourish of the pencil): kelly wins!
(amanda sees bottle of patron on impossibly high shelf. books, people and other pieces of furniture are employed in attempt to reach this last remaining liquor. bottle successfully knocked into outstretched hands): amanda wins!
(nicola loses cell phone for days. room and house are torn to bits causing mess on national-disaster scale. cellphone is eventually located at bottom of stinky hamper): nicola wins!!
(jana spends hours convincing the french to let her into their country. paperwork and red tape abounds from the country that invented bureaucracy. a visa is at last obtained): jana wins!!!
by a wee polar bear July 23, 2008
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The 'lips' of a vagina.
Justice: "Tiffany pisses me off so fuckin' much! I just wanna cut out her clit and seal her wings shut!"
Tyler: "I'll help you, but with a glove, cause I'm not touching her nasty wings."
Tyler: "I'll help you, but with a glove, cause I'm not touching her nasty wings."
by JusticeYo February 18, 2011
Get the Wings mug."How was the Detroit Red Wings-Devils game last night?"
"I don't know. I fell asleep after the first five minutes."
"I don't know. I fell asleep after the first five minutes."
by Soup Lover May 3, 2009
Get the Detroit Red Wings mug.The famous 80's Hair. The proper way to get "wings" is to hold out the sides of your hair (just above the ear) and spray with Extra Super Hold Aqua Net, then you hold it will blow drying. When it's dry it sticks staight out. Then you put one little curl to make it go back and maybe give it a little tease with a rat-tail comb.
by Oh_You_Know_It's_Me December 17, 2004
Get the Wings mug.Bronze Wings are awarded to those who have taken a shit through someone elses legs.
This generally involves sitting on someones legs while they are on the toilet and you do your business through their legs.
This generally involves sitting on someones legs while they are on the toilet and you do your business through their legs.
"Hey, Sarah wouldnt move off the tiolet last night..so i sat on her legs and took a shit through them!"
"wow thats cool, you've earned your bronze wings! wear them with pride!"
"wow thats cool, you've earned your bronze wings! wear them with pride!"
by Climinto May 9, 2008
Get the Bronze Wings mug.One of the least desirable of the Wings that anyone can get, they're earnt when someone pukes into your mouth when you're kissing them, or you puke into someone's mouth during a kiss. Named due to the colour of the vomit.
"Oh man bad news, Sarah puked in my mouth last night during our first kiss."
"Dude that's rank, but you are the first person I know to get their rainbow wings, haha" OR
"I got my rainbow wings last night mate, puked into Jenny's mouth at that party"
"John, you're wrong."
"Dude that's rank, but you are the first person I know to get their rainbow wings, haha" OR
"I got my rainbow wings last night mate, puked into Jenny's mouth at that party"
"John, you're wrong."
by That Guy Babaganoosh November 19, 2006
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