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Gretchen Wieners

The fetchest in the land, even if other's don't think fetch will happen.
Gretchen Wieners: "That is so fetch!"
Regina: "Gretchen! Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!"
by FetchinGretchen June 10, 2023
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pickled wiener

When a man goes without bathing for over a month and his penis smells like it's been pickled.

Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.
"I'm not giving you head until you wash that pickled wiener between your legs"
by TheSlyfoxninja August 2, 2023
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Dog wiener

MOM! Emily ate my dog wiener again!
by Cr4ckRxck August 19, 2024
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Big wiener sami

A guy who has a LOOOOOOOONG peen. His peen is 6,61346353153531534318686169431453153834881698614212555816859194154345272188515846193438318483138318379648834257251535315341969831342423153464937818683172524135481688318678643715231534836848648753453752721576496335415646943721828549674557896475214531353475868335488317 meters long.
Someone: Big wiener sami, you slapped my with that long dick!
Big wiener sami: Ohhh sorry.
by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024
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ditch-wiener

Synonym for low brow, of low quality, disgusting, or not worth consuming.
Your ditch-wiener son’s not going to date my daughter.

Would you like some hot dogs? Nobody wants that ditch-wiener meat.

(when offered cheap alcohol) That vodka’s ditch-wiener.

Let’s go find a date at Neely.

You’re only going find ditch-wiener girls at that ditch-wiener dorm.
by 08-Patches January 14, 2024
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Leaner wiener

When something gets you sort-of aroused. Your dick starts to get hard and leans to one side.
She bent over and I saw down her shirt. I started to get a leaner wiener.
by Spence’s Mom March 18, 2024
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