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Western New York

WNY is filled with bad roads that they don’t fix also here is tailgaters and rubberneckers. Everybody drives like ass in this city either idiots that drive fast and have annoyingly loud cars to people that drive like grandmas. People are rude here and start shit with you for no reason. You also have people that are nosy and are in your business when they should mind there own. They say this city is the city of good neighbors BULLSHIT. When your attractive here you feel like a ghost like you don’t matter and your watching everybody have kids except you!!!! Then you will have people that are self centered and are all about themselves but don’t care about you and ask you anything about yourself so you can have a friendship or relationship with these people. The women here suck there either taken or when your out and about there eyes are everywhere else but looking at you! so you guys can flirt and hookup. Nobody wants to date attractive people here you see people here with less attractive people or people that look like they don’t deserve that girl and then you ask yourself “why is she with him” when she should be with a decent guy like me?. I hate this city the only thing good in this city is the food other than that this city is trash. I would rate this city a 1 star out of 5.
Uncle donald: Im happy i moved from western new york everybody here is an idiot…. i don’t miss this city one bit.
Me: yeah i dont blame you buffalo NY sucks!!!
by Furry2011 June 4, 2022
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Dog Days of Winter

A time of the year lasting from early January through mid February that is antiannum of Dog Days of Summer.
We're getting a lot of snow during the Dog Days of Winter.
by cosmic user September 20, 2018
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Slug wenker

A person who wenks off in public restrooms slowly, while everyone else waits outside plugging or hold their apingals in discomfort.
There's a slug wenker in the head and I got a turtle peeping out.
by Vince Garcia June 11, 2006
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University of Western Ontario

THE WHITE WASHED PARTY SCHOOL of Canada. White students or white washed students go here bacause they eather didn't get into U of T or they thought U of T was was too hard. They also couldn't get into Queens they think too highly of themselves to go to any other university (like Lakehead). UWO is a wanna-be "Ivy League" school. This preppy school is home to some of the best looking over achieveing students in this polar country! Its one of the oldest and most beautiful universityes ever attracting U of T rejects since 1878.
Prep boy 1: Damm, i never got into to U of T. Well, i didn't wanna turn into a mindless robot anyways.

Prep boy 2: oh so what are u goin to do now?

Prep boy 1: Well, guess ill accept my offer to the University of Western Ontario.
Prep boy 2: Good idea, you can't go wrong with that!

Prep boy 1: Thats right, I won't become a brain washed zombie and ill be hanging out with the hottest people Ever!
by Prepboy February 16, 2014
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winter tan

a type of tan one gets during the duration of the winter season ...the person usually ends up looking white and pasty. also aquired when too much time is spent indoors
him: man, he looks like a ghost

her: yea, he has a really nice winter tan
by gonzo117 April 18, 2009
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Winter Wife

A girl one attempts to begin a relationship with in late fall-early December to last until the weather improves and girls start going out again. The winter wife allows a young male to secure companionship during a relatively barren period in the dating market.

Generally, the male does not intend to make the winter wife a long-term girlfriend, and so the characteristics he prizes are slightly different. A slight decrease in physical beauty or intelligence will be overlooked if the girl is low maintenance, unlikely to take a breakup badly, and lives relatively close to his home (one does not want to have to pay for dates or incur expenses traveling to hook up with the winter wife). As the weather improves, the winter wife becomes more disposable, and a break-up becomes more likely, although the qualities that make her an ideal winter wife may cause the male to reconsider and continue dating her.
Dave: So are you and Emily serious? You hang out with her a lot.
Mike: Nah, she's just my winter wife. I'll probably dump her before Valentine's Day, since spring will be just around the corner.

Mike: Hey babe, I think you're great and everything, but I think it's time to see other people.
Emily: Is this just your way of avoiding taking me out for Valentine's Day?
by Il Toro di Bellosguardo January 7, 2012
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Cold bitch winter

It’s when you need to settle down and worry about staying warm instead of worrying about twerking , bitching , etc
Girl you wanna go to this party , hell naw it’s cold bitch winter
by Gangstamoep October 9, 2019
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