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The GREATEST rapper to walk the earth.
"I got summer hatin on me cause I'm hotter than the sun. Spring hatin on me cause I aint never sprung. Winter hatin on me cause I'm colder than yall. And I will never, I will never, I will never fall."-Weezy
"I come through the hood in the suicide doors. I used to ride thro the hood on the handle bars, gat in ma drawas. Money in ma pocket, crack in ma jaws. I hope it dont disolve." -Lil Wayne
lil wayne by Chase Ray March 16, 2009
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Marshall to drunk girl: "and do I look like a married man?"
Drunk girl with panties showing: "Yeah, you look like the married guy"

Bruce wayne 

As badass a name as Bruce Lee for a kid, Bruce Wayne was a guy who could destroy a dojo, building, alleyway, or city full of motherfuckers. Bruce Wayne was a legend, ninja, billionaire playboy and firefighters all in one. He had state of the art gadgets, explosive powders, money, cars, and a suit that could stop about anything but point blank shots. He came closer to flying than Bruce Lee did.
Bruce Wayne was a one man army funded by himself. If he was real, he's be whooping ha rules ass worse than tupac would if he was alive.
Bruce wayne by Solid Mantis January 20, 2019
Lil bitch
Lil sellout
Lil limp dick
Lil should stay in his lane
Lil fox news propagandist
Lil traitor
Lil uncle
Lil Tom
Lil wayne is such a limp dicked sellout bitch who should stay in his lane. He doesn't know shit about political science and is willing to be a pawn for the trump regime. He squandered his reputation and dignity to be a representative for trump. Lil wayne is great comrade. Harriet Beecher Stowe thinks Lil Wayne is a little unbelievable, like no redeemable person could ever support a racist traitor for a few bucks. Wonder what they blackmailed him with.
lil wayne by SafetyDanceMonitor October 30, 2020

John Wayne TP

The cheapest Toilet Paper you can purchase, 1 ply Cardboard type TP.

The name is derived from the fact that John Waynes Rough he's Tough and dont take no shit from no indians.
I had a nasty shit the other and ripped my ass up with some John Wayne TP
John Wayne TP by Johnny Dogrib February 22, 2009
A pretty good rapper, that everyone hates on for no reason claiming he killed hip hop...
me: you wanna listen to lil wayne?
haters: no, hes terrible. hes the reason rap is dead
me: well excuse me sir but rap is bigger than its ever been and hes helped build it. dont hate him beacause tupacs dead.... nigga
lil wayne by skylerr50 August 8, 2011
He is a tight rapper, but he has some gangsta contradictions. He says SUH WOOP and has a song called
"I'm Blooded" but in his earlier vids, he wore a blue bandana around his head....
Also, he has a song called "Bandana on the Right Side" cause he's a Blood, right? Sure, even though in one of his vids he has it on the LEFT side?
Lil Wayne raps on Bandana on the Right Side, but jsut happens to wear it to the left sometimes?
lil wayne by skrudge January 12, 2008