Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face

I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.

by GSI apples July 29, 2023

George Washington

a mildly racist, communist baker.

Jamal: George Washington, a mildly racist, communist baker. Is amazing and makes so many cacas.

by badassbitchxo November 15, 2021

George Washington

When an American surprise fucks a British person in the ass, on Christmas Eve

Man I visited my girlfriend in England over Christmas and I couldn’t help it and gave her the George Washington

by A.Graf August 02, 2023

George Washington

The father of our country, America, 1st president of the U.S.A.

Guy 1: "Whaddya think of George Washington?"

Guy 2: "Dude, he's the father of our nation, he literally gave us freedom. What do you think my opinion is?"

by Dumb_American March 18, 2024

George Washington

American soldier, statesman and Founding Father.
1st President of the United States (1789-1797)

George Washington was the first President of the United States.

by slayert March 05, 2022

George Washington

A hood ass nigga, bro was pumping mad bitches after being the daddy of the USA

Guy 1: you know George Washington?

Guy 2: yeah that rich ahh mf with mad bitches?

by Conqueeftador69 January 25, 2022

George Washington

When an American fucks a British guy/girl on the 4th of July.

Jim: How was your 4th?

John: I picked a guy up at the bar and gave him a George Washington. You?

Jim: Secretly spent wishing I were British.

by DickWerbenjagermanjensen July 19, 2021