butt wanker

A person who inserts their finger/fingers or some object into their anus while masturbating.

That guy is such a butt wanker.

by MITB April 19, 2006

wanker tank

Large SUV's driven by (riff raff), fotballers and other such common folk in London. Usually these vehicles have tinted windows and several other shiny modifications.

Look, there's John Terry in his wanker tank

by Sandenc October 16, 2006

Wankerboy

An immature guy who acts like a wanker. He may also wank off in the bathroom before sex

"I hate him, he is such a wankerboy!'

by Retro Palace February 6, 2009

wanker's hat

a hoody, or other similar headgear worn by a serial masturbator.

Huckerby's a wanker, he wears a wanker's hat.

by DefinitelyNotRob July 30, 2011

Wanged

When ones employment is terminated in a manner that is simultaneously acrimonious and hilarious.

This term entered the Australian lexicon in recent times. It is becoming used more and more in workplaces around the country.

Person 1: You hear the news? Michael doesnt work here anymore.

Person 2: What?!..cant believe he got wanged.

Person 1: Wanged????

Person 2: **explains meaning of wanged to person 1**

Person 1: haha, good one..here have a lolly.

by epic_pigeon September 28, 2012

Wankers dozen

A meeting of the far right British group 'Britain First', so called wankers dozen because a) they are all wankers of the highest order and b)meetings never usually number more than 12 either in collective IQ or in number of persons.
First defined in the official Rochdale -English dictionary definition.

I'd heard a boisterous meeting of people in the backroom of 'the illiterate thugs arms' (pub) but when I checked it was only Paul, Jayda and the rest of the wankers dozen .

by terry fuckwitt1 May 18, 2018

Wine wanker

Somebody who drinks wine pretentiously in the company of others to show off their knowledge and try to make other people feel inferior.

It was really embarrassing seeing Declan complain about all the wines we drank just to get attention. What a wine wanker!

by Zed's dead baby October 15, 2011