windows xp

Windows XP is the latest operating system published by Microsoft Corp. America. It is an accronym for 'Xtreme Performance' and incorporates a wide sense of user friendliness and professional usage capability. Codenamed Whistler after a certain hotel, it is estimated to have captivated over 95% of all computer companies, thus rendering itself the monopolistically dominant computer operating system in the world. Its predecessor is Windows NT, and its successor is said to be Windows Vista Codename: Longhorn, surfacing in 2006.

Windows XP is the most popular operating system in the known world.

by aabeba September 22, 2005

window shopping

when you go around the mall looking through store windows and you stare at things but you don't actually buy stuff.

nt t th mall th th day bt snc ddnt' hav any mny jst nt nd shng

by P Ha July 29, 2004

Windows 95

The staple the held Windows ME together.
Cause of many crashes.
AKA. My first OS

Ouch dude I can’t believe you use Win 95

by Id November 8, 2004

Windows ME

This operating system resembles a piece of horse crap more than an actual operating system. It lasts about as long as a bridge made of matchsticks and held together by Elmers Glue before it crashes. Sure it's nice to look at, but so is a Mercedes-Benz with Yugo parts running it. I'm sorry I can't give a detailed review of Windows ME - my copy crashed after just three days.

Operating systems I've had:

2007 - Present
Windows Vista
Lifespan: 2 1/2 years, no crashes, minor problems from time to time

2005 - 2007
Windows XP
Lifespan: 2 years, no crashes, computer still in operating condition as of 2010
Fate of computer: Partially Retired

2004 - 2005
Windows XP
Lifespan: 1 year, 10 months, no crashes
Fate of computer: Retired

2002 - 2004
Windows ?? (not ME)
Lifespan: 1 year+, no crashes
Fate of computer: Retired

December 25, 2002 - December 28, 2002
Windows ME
Lifespan: 3 days
Fate of computer: Crashed, inoperable after crash of 12/28/2002

Thank you Windows ME for giving me a perspective on what a crappy, poorly working operating system feels like

by hoyclan June 9, 2010

Cleaning The Windows

The act of a lonely male in his teen years using paper towels and lubricant to relieve his horniness for a little while longer. AKA Jackin' off

Andrew was cleaning the windows.

by a_lonely_boy July 27, 2012

Windows 95

The worst Operating System a PC could ever possibly run.

by relaxed May 27, 2003

crack a window

Open up a window (or a door) just a little bit to let some air inside

Could you crack a window? I think Gene is losing it. He's gonna faint any minute now

by OboeCrack June 16, 2014