by Kittybadger September 25, 2016
by USAF Cadet August 08, 2021
The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.
"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."
by Sean is Susejhet May 26, 2006
When you pull up to a gloryhole, bend over, poke your sack down, behind you and, and through the hole. Then you have someone on take a blackjack and start smacking your testicles.
by Fullblore February 02, 2023
A phrase that sums up the uroboros of fuckery everyone endures as a human being on this planet.
Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.
Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.
S: Remember how I told you last week that Dean wouldn’t stop talking about the “perfectly shaped hole” in the oak in the backyard? Well today I walked in on him...fucking the tree!
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.
by Sickomonster December 29, 2020
by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004
by Mahogany Ride August 29, 2007