Ultimate Paradox

getting head from a girl in a movie theatre playing brokeback mountain

Getting head there was an ultimate paradox.

by big daddy 978 November 29, 2006

Ultra Nerd

A nerd who is truly beyond redemption. The kind of nerd that other nerds make fun of.

You read the Halo novels? What kind of Ultra Nerd are you?

by CronoT October 17, 2008

ulty

Short for ultimate (frisbee).

"Grab the disc, it's time for ulty!"

by rudle July 3, 2008

ultrabrocore

Ultrabrocore (adjective) is a word used to describe something that is beyond the normal extremes of "hardcore".

Henry: "Dude, you already did chin-ups, crazy 8s, 3-way shoulder fly, skullcrushers, preacher curls, and now you're going to do your signature tricep blow-out exercise? Man, this is beyond hardcore!"
Collin: "That's right, I'm ultrabrocore."

by Baltimoron July 5, 2008

Ultrablunt

The name given to a Blunt that packs more than two grams. Usually created by hollowing out a Black and Mild and packing a certain magical herb inside.

T- Hey yo, I packed us an Ultrablunt for tonight.

L- Oh shit, i don't even know if i can handle that.

by Wild Thornberry February 20, 2009

Ultra Blumpkin

The act of receiving oral-sex while having explosive diarrhea.

Guy: Dude, your sister got drunk and gave me an Ultra Blumpkin last night.

by Gettin' A. Beejay March 21, 2010

ultimate douchebag

A game derived from ultimate frisbee in which one player starts by picking a douche bag out of the crowd around them. The next player then chooses someone they think is douchey-er. Then another player again tries to one-up the previous douchebag. Players are allowed to challenge someones douchebag if they believe it is not douchey-er than the previous. Who ever picked the douche then has a chance to point out what makes their douche so douchey, and to try to convince other player(s) to allow their pick. If the choice is not accepted, that player is "out" of the game. Other players continue playing as such until the ultimate douchebag is found and all others surrender.
Can be played with 2 or more people. Best in crowded locations such as airports, sporting events, and New Jersey.

1. "That 3 hour lay over flew by once we started that game of ultimate douchebag, I was so busy looking around for douchebags I forgot to look at my watch!"

2. "That man with all the hair gel and ed hardy shirt is my first pick for ultimate douchebag"

by sparrow802 July 27, 2010