Ultimate Paradox

getting head from a girl in a movie theatre playing brokeback mountain

Getting head there was an ultimate paradox.

by big daddy 978 November 29, 2006

ulty

Short for ultimate (frisbee).

"Grab the disc, it's time for ulty!"

by rudle July 3, 2008

ultrabrocore

Ultrabrocore (adjective) is a word used to describe something that is beyond the normal extremes of "hardcore".

Henry: "Dude, you already did chin-ups, crazy 8s, 3-way shoulder fly, skullcrushers, preacher curls, and now you're going to do your signature tricep blow-out exercise? Man, this is beyond hardcore!"
Collin: "That's right, I'm ultrabrocore."

by Baltimoron July 5, 2008

Ultra Nerd

A nerd who is truly beyond redemption. The kind of nerd that other nerds make fun of.

You read the Halo novels? What kind of Ultra Nerd are you?

by CronoT October 17, 2008

Ultrablunt

The name given to a Blunt that packs more than two grams. Usually created by hollowing out a Black and Mild and packing a certain magical herb inside.

T- Hey yo, I packed us an Ultrablunt for tonight.

L- Oh shit, i don't even know if i can handle that.

by Wild Thornberry February 20, 2009

Ultra Blumpkin

The act of receiving oral-sex while having explosive diarrhea.

Guy: Dude, your sister got drunk and gave me an Ultra Blumpkin last night.

by Gettin' A. Beejay March 21, 2010

Ultimate Legendary Fail

A fail so bad that surpasses master fail. If you have done a Ultimate legendary fail, you are probably dead, Or you need to be since someone with this kind of failure is a shame to all mankind and the universe.

Person 1: HAHA I can own you in any game

1.5 seconds later

Person 2: Ultimate Legendary Fail I beated u 999-0

Person 1: *commits suicide*

by LOLOLOL xD LOL April 14, 2010