turkey surprise

Whene eating a girl out, put oyur face in her crouch shaking face quickly making a turkey sound

last night, i gave my girl a turkey surprise

by skinrm250 May 13, 2005

Turkish Bartering

verb: to juggle a woman's breasts while gobbling like a turkey.

Chase was turkish bartering Katie ALL NIGHT LONG!

by ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLI February 5, 2009

Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.

After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!

by Ace July 30, 2008

Turkey Flab

another word for someones double chin (the flab of skin under your chin)

Hey Dan you better come for a run your growing a bit of turkey flab

by Leish January 14, 2008

Turkey Dinner Shot

Pour 1 Part Wild Turkey Bourbon &
1 Part Cranberry Juice into a Shot Glass. Cheers with Friends on Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving now intead of eating lets just drink our dinner by taking a Turkey Dinner Shot! Drink it up!

by Brena Idol December 15, 2008

turkey for breakfast

Having sex at least three times (a "turkey" is three strikes in a row in bowling) before getting out of bed in the morning.

Sorry I was late to work, but dude, I totally had turkey for breakfast this morning.

by synchronicityii February 11, 2010

Turkeyversy

A controversy, especially between family members, surrounding the schedule, location or menu of the annual Thanksgiving celebration.

There is a huge turkeyversy this year about whether to have dinner at Grandma's condo or Aunt Patty's trailer.

by pamitha November 20, 2009