To get so exited over an event such as a video game, Twitter party, movie, or TV show, that you poop your pants in exitement.
by AnonymousDwerb October 28, 2011
Get the Nerd Turdmug. by The Sikness October 11, 2013
Get the ANGRY TURDSmug. To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.
So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.
by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008
Get the Beaching a turdmug. A colorful and multi textured collage of defacation that can be caused by ingesting certain combinations of food one after the other.
Wow! Eating a half pound bag of Skittles, a Nachos Bellgrande, and Pasta Puttanesca for dinner created quite a TURD CIRCUS the next morning.
by the wachousay bagouser February 23, 2009
Get the Turd Circusmug. by gary "scab" bacardi April 6, 2010
Get the turd pussymug. The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.
by tsunjo October 22, 2008
Get the turd tapermug. 1) Literal: a poo that usually occurs after a hot curry
2) Figurative: a person who judges other people and thinks they're hot but they're more like a steaming turd
2) Figurative: a person who judges other people and thinks they're hot but they're more like a steaming turd
1) "Woah I can't remember what I ate last night but I had a hot shit this morning"
2) "that girl thinks she's it with her crap english literature points, no one even likes her"
"yeah she's a steaming turd"
2) "that girl thinks she's it with her crap english literature points, no one even likes her"
"yeah she's a steaming turd"
by Killerqueen94 October 3, 2014
Get the Steaming Turdmug.