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'turbo dump' or 'turbo dumpy' is a giant ass
“damn what i would give to have a turbo dump like her”
by sliceofacake February 27, 2022
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Turbik

In Slovakia when you say, that someone is called Turbik it means that the person is in a state of soft retardation, which is not permanent but just temporary. Symptoms may often include behavior similar to a man in his middle age crisis but unlike the middle age crisis, is most common among teenagers. Turbik state comes in multiple stages. The first stage is most commonly known as Turovanie. The second is called Turbenie. In this stage, a person is starting to behave abnormally and other symptoms may start to be seen. Note that the symptoms are different between people and can include a wide spectrum of behaviors. The third stage begins when changes in behavior are severe. This stage is called Turbulencie. The last stage before a person becomes fully Turbik is called Euturbia. In this state of Euturbia, a person experiences strong feelings of joy and happiness and is oblivious to what is happening. If someone experiencing Euturbia is not treated with the power of friendship immediately his condition will worsen and the person will eventually turn into Turbik.
Guy 1: Hey, turbik what's for lunch today?
Guy 2: I DoN't kn0w pRoBabLy a cOd Fish aSk sOmeOnE ElsE
by m4in September 24, 2022
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Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!

Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!
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Turbo jet

Getting pegged while receiving a blow job from the same person
Dude, she asked me if I ever had a turbo jet before. Next thing I know she’s sucking, squeezing, banging, and blowing me!
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Turbo

tur•bo (noun) - an obnoxious, self-obsessed male whose main hobbies and interests revolve around “getting a pump on” at the gym, unironically fist pumping to house music, and in some cases steroid abuse.
You can generally spot a turbo due to their excessively large upper body compared to ill-defined legs (especially calves), racing stripes cut into the sides of their haircuts, and shorter than necessary shorts. In Summer most turbos will sport outrageous fake tans and can be found at beachside bars attempting to score with gym bunnies or taking shirtless selfies on the beach itself. Will generally exist on a protein rich diet (more than necessary) and go weak at the knees at the mention of cardio. May or may not sport tribal or Chinese lettering tattoos, procured generally in places like Bali and Thailand.

The only sport they feign any interest in is MMA as they will often consider themselves the next big thing on the UFC circuit. Pretends to be aggressive but actually has balls smaller than your baby brother. Mostly from overuse of steroids.
Normal gym goer - “Fuck there’s so many turbos here”

Turbo gymrats - “Check my gains brah! Oi you mirin brah?
by LT86 August 29, 2023
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turbo blue

The best car color known to man. Exclusive to Audi only.
yo that turbo blue A5 is sick”

“Yeah that’s the Homies . His name is Kane “
by Pedrazine October 6, 2023
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