turtle 

The art of taking a backpack, removing all items from the inside, turning it inside out, placing the items back in, along with the straps, and then closing it. The final result closely resembles a turtle shell. The key to this act is timing, and when the person who has been turtled later comes across his/her bag, the look on his/her face will tell you that you have succeeded. This act can be performed purely for the sake of entertainment, or as an act of revenge.

Wow he left his backpack in the bathroom, he definitely deserves to be turtled.

turtle by down with browntown October 18, 2010

turtle poke 

When you poop peeks out of your asshole.

I got a gnarly turtle poke when I grunted.

turtle poke by Dan August 10, 2003

Turtle Boxing 

The act of a man having sex with a woman's bosoms. Synonyms - "Tit Fucking"

I loved turtle boxing her big bazoons.

Turtle Boxing by Action jackson December 5, 2003

shat on a turtle 

shat = past tense of shit
turtle = penis

Related: mud on the turtle

Austin Powers: and she shat on a turtle.

shat on a turtle by sytelus July 30, 2010

spanish turtleneck 

in the winter when a guy squats on the girl's chest and slaps/ wraps his dick around her neck for warmth and then makes a cum collar on her neck

yo i just gave cindy a spanish turtleneck last night

spanish turtleneck by Ben PFRBNGTnetnetyndn January 11, 2012

play turtle 

When a persons share a bed or sleeping bag and one person holds the other's head underneath the covers after a particularly potent fart. The victim is forced to breath the concentrated odor for an unspecified time.

My girlfriend and I went camping and we ate chilli and then I showed her how to play turtle.

play turtle by ClarkGable January 15, 2015

awkward silence turtle 

One of many useful hand gestures to use when stuck in an awkward situation. Made by placing one hand on top of the other and wiggling your thumbs as though they are flippers.

The dead awkward silence turtle is also fun, made with your palms facing up, and is a much more amusing silence breaker.

Mandy: "Hey how was saturday night?"

Tim: "I had sex with a transexual"
Mandy:*awkward silence turtle*

Tim:"Turns out it was your brother."
Mandy: *dead awkward silence turtle"

awkward silence turtle by Karakas August 14, 2009