monkey trumpet

the proper termonolgy for a "vuvuzela"

the spear chuckers were are so annoying when they blow their monkey trumpets at the soccer games

by krs42 July 13, 2010

rusty trumpet

cousin of rusty trombone. girl licks ass. girl squeezes on dick with fingers mimicking trumpet player.

i gave her a rusty trumpet for her birthday.

by mike dick May 24, 2007

trumpet

A nickname given to one who regularly participates in gay sex with their employers. Sometimes, they may take it to extreme levels, resulting in giving a rusty trombone or a strawberry shortcake to their unfortunate bum loving boss.

Adrian: Do you want to come over to my place tonight?
Trumpet: Yes definately!
Adrian: Don't give me another strawberry shortcake, it really hurt last time!

by mr z September 23, 2008

Trumpatriotism

Patriotism displayed by Trump supporters that is antithetical to the founding documents of America.

The trumpatriotism of the "code pink woman" at the RNC was appalling.

by Avisionfor2020 July 23, 2016

trumpet

1. noun. a joint rolled skinny at the blunt, blossoming wide and conical at the end.

This trumpet's big enough for both of us, let's share it.

by Ryan Paine February 8, 2008

trumpet

cocky assholes who think they're "all that". so uncreative that they steal chants and dances from other sections in band.

Guy 1: "Man, I hate trumpets!"
Guy 2: "I know, right. They copied our chant except they changed it from "Elmo" to "Domo".
Guy 1: "What assholes!"

by bandgeek42 September 20, 2009

Trumpet Player

Synonym for "horny virgin"

Girl 1: Chad is hot
Girl 2: Yeah but have you heard he's a trumpet player?
Girl 2: Oh fuck...

by Whoisjoeguys March 16, 2020