King Minus Touch

The direct opposite of the "King Midas Touch", where everything the legendary king touched turned into gold. With the "Minus" touch, everything touched turns into feces. It's interesting that in both cases, the results are ultimately bad. Same as Inverse Midas.

Our new project manager really has the King Minus Touch. So far nothing has gone right. We are mired in shit.

by Legende d'Urban June 8, 2010

muby touch

More or less the opposite to the "Midas Touch", everything the person touches turns to shit.

Not only does it look like he has the "muby touch" but it also appears he's used it on himself repeatedly.

by HarryPNess August 18, 2008

Savuth Touch

The sexiest, funniest, sweetest, most wonderful, and most generous man in the world. He'll make a great boyfriend, loving fiancé, wonderful husband, and a fantastic father. Savuth Touch's have a very literal sense of humor and a tough exterior, but on the inside they are as soft and snuggly as a teddy bear. Savuth Touch's belong with Shailie's because Shailie's can be trusted with their soft hearts.

guy 1: that guy walks like he owns the world
guy 2: yup, he's definitely a Savuth Touch

girl: Awe, that Savuth Touch is so perfect. He must be with a Shailie.

by kittura October 26, 2011

booger touch

A creepy, icky, unpleasant quality of socially awkward people that often presents in the form of a soft handshake, a wet kiss, or a weak hug.

My great aunt Shirley's kisses make me dread family events. I do everything I can to avoid her booger touch.

by bobo76 September 17, 2014

peena touch

when you firmly grasp one's pecker

Pierre: Richie I'm going to do a peena touch in 3...2....1....
Richie: *screams*

Pierre: No homo

Richie: Oh word

by chungusgirl January 15, 2019

iPod Touch

An iPod that can work like an iPhone as it has a touch screen but it has no sim card slot so you are not able to use cellular signal. This means you can only use it with Wi-Fi or personal hotspots

...“and I also have an iPod Touch which I like to play games on.”

by Galactic_T2 October 31, 2019

Mochi Touch

To take something wholesome and make it seggsy

"It's time to give Finn the Mochi Touch" -Mochi 2021

by Gaml1n3 March 14, 2021