Toasty Torpedo

Ex1.When your penis is warmer than any other part of your body
Ex2. the poorly picked name of a quiznos sandwich

When i woke up i had morning wood and a toasty torpedo

by NoOneIsHome March 25, 2009

topper

when you shit in the top part of the toilet. adding weeks of misery to your victim.

I dropped a topper in the tank of my best friend.

by doug April 21, 2004

toreback

Lacking physical or inticing qualities.

Yeah I know Nickle no neck, she's one toreback stank biatch!!

by Winston October 23, 2003

tore up

adj. Sad and depressed. Like being heartbroken, as if your heart is torn up.

I got tore up over my cousin's death.

by fizzle April 2, 2004

bangalore torpedo

A variation on the space dock, with a toilet paper tube used to facilitate the fecal transfer.

Ian's stools were so loose that he had to pull a bangalore torpedo instead of the space dock.

by Jack Sparks February 20, 2007

torpedo

when you place a dildo all the way into a vagina and karate chop it so it flies out just like a torpedo would.

" Holy shit! that torpedo just went through your window. "

by Mista-Sprinkles July 19, 2007

torpedo

A guy that behaves like a total asshole on behalf of a friend that wants to improve his chances to pick up a girl. While the friend chit chats with the girl, the guy suddenly bust into the scene like a random stranger. He talks a lot of non-sense and harass the couple before he retreats; for a moment he literally "torpedo" the scene. After having faced a complete moron, the girl now improve her estimation of the friend.

Hey Ashley, can you be my torpedo tonight?

Sure bro, I'd be totally wild and crazy!

Man! Last night John was the best torpedo ever. I owe him a creampie.

by e-ladden April 28, 2011