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toe up

Very similar to the use of the term tore up in that it means you are wasted beyond belief. Usually with an illegal substance of some sort, or alcohol.

It comes from the idea that when shit faced you pass out and your feet lay in a position of "toe up."
Yo man, I gonna go to that party tonight and I gonna get so toe up yous won't recognize me!
by /Mike August 5, 2004
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toe cheese

The smelly crud that gathers around your toes.
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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Camel Toe

When a woman shaves off her pussy hair cause it's summer time and wants to fit into her bikini but unfortunately she's a big girl with a gynormous pussy and because she shaved the jungle down there, her pussy lips protrude thru the tightly fitted bikini bottom, exposing what looks like...a camel toe.
Goddamn Bret, look at that camel toe at 4 o'clock. That thing could pick up a bowling ball up off the floor!
by Jefferson Ardshark September 12, 2006
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camel-toe-joe

any person that that loves the site of camel-toe
1st guy: (salivating) wow, did you see her camel-toe? I'd like to chew on that!

2nd guy: man, you're such a camel-toe-joe
by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
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Toe Off A Shotgun

By far the most traditional, time-honored, and respectable means of taking one's pathetic, wretched, washed-up life, second only to Seppuku, Samuri suicide. The act entails a soon-to-be victim stealing a shotgun, placing the barrel vertically under his/her chin, and resting one's big toe on the trigger. When the individual accepts that they've certainly endured one too many winters, a simple twitch of the toe will resolve all of their issues, petty or grand.
"Aww shucks! Nibbles be outta kibbles! Best don gon don go an toe off a shotgun!"
by D-Mama June 11, 2006
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toe crack

When a girl wears a pair of close toed high high heels, or flats and you can see the lines between her toes.
I was going to buy those really cute Coach shoes, but you could see my toe crack.
by SammiGirl March 18, 2007
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Muffin' Toe

When an overweight female wears her pants too tight it creates a muffin top and a camel toe that blend together. Not a good look.
Her pants are so tight you can see her muffin' toe.
by Ilovemesumme March 28, 2009
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