toaster

toaster

guy 1: toaster

guy 2: toaster

by toastermangiant July 9, 2022

shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.

How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.

by Donut_mro July 12, 2015

Ur Aunt issa Toaster

The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this

1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:but ur grandpap a trap

2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*

by DehKukadoolKiide March 20, 2018

Taiwanese toaster

Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.

That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.

by Queerbitchniggerfuck August 6, 2009

Toaster Scrudel

A tasty, jelly strudel on a lightly toasted, whole-wheat scrotum.

1. My girlfriend loves toaster scrudels.

2. Flavors are cum yum, strawberry slut, fudge pack-d, bananna nut buster, lemon love N/A in cherry or grape.

by LampyLamp May 13, 2014

Toaster

Noun
1. An Air Fryer
2. A machine used to cook different substances that are normally not able to be cooked properly in other conventional cooking methods, such as bread and waffles.

1. "You clearly don't own an air fryer!" Billy said, laughing maniacally as usual. Tom slapped him, "But I do own a toaster." he reminded.
2. All toasters do not toast toast, but in fact toast bread. Who in their right mind would retoast the toast that they just toasted in their toaster?

by Smugboi July 8, 2022

pig toaster 3000

someone named kayla who goes by everything even objects

stfu you pig toaster 3000

by asjbfhjuefueiswvbgiueswrg December 4, 2021