Coastered

what happens when mexican and hentai meet...

Coastered! How many times to we have to tell you to stop looking at pr0n because you will end up blind?

by Kurumi-san May 28, 2003

toasteritarian

One who worships the toaster

She is a toasteritarian

by Kei October 17, 2003

toasted head

giving head a fire crotch

sucking ginger dick is like giving toasted head

by Bill loves you 4ev. August 25, 2008

queef toaster

to blow into ones vaginal opening with a blower dryer until the vagina blows out a fish scented raspberry in which you warm your slice of bread

the toaster is broke hoe, hit my grilled cheese with yo queef toaster

by D nards September 5, 2011

Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster

The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.

Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!

by Network Ninja June 30, 2011

Toaster

1: a shiny object used for turning bread to toast.
2: that thing on your counter that seems too fly when someones pissed off.

"DID YOU JUST THROW A TOASTER AT ME?!"

by kandyy October 18, 2008

jesus in a toaster

A problem that results directly from masturbation.

"Oh no im jesus in a toaster now!"

"Ahhh Harry you carry on like that your gunna' end up a jesus in a toaster"

Can be abreviated: "Priyanka's in a toaster now"

by Jill Cancer December 3, 2006