Random motherfucker: Hey bro did you see that Simp earlier?
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.
by ABCitseasy May 17, 2020
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Me: Well I'm a SIMP
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Me: Well I'm a SIMP
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Me: I'm a Super Intense Minecraft Player
by 7Macros February 21, 2021
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Only STINKY MEN can be simps. Simps are men who chase after e-girls but don't want to pay for any content, yet still expect attention.
by IAMNOTMAXINE February 10, 2020
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Sometimes used as a right wing derogatory term for men who commit the egregious sin of appreciating/respecting a woman’s opinion, sense of humor, physical attractiveness, or abilities.
Using the word is a visceral emotional reaction to the distaste of feeling subservient to a woman in any way. Can often be found in the comments section of certain meme pages such as @scooby or @makememesgreatagain along with other disturbing comments such “dumb bitch”, “stupid bitch” etc.
Sometimes used as a right wing derogatory term for men who commit the egregious sin of appreciating/respecting a woman’s opinion, sense of humor, physical attractiveness, or abilities.
Using the word is a visceral emotional reaction to the distaste of feeling subservient to a woman in any way. Can often be found in the comments section of certain meme pages such as @scooby or @makememesgreatagain along with other disturbing comments such “dumb bitch”, “stupid bitch” etc.
by Gottaketchemall June 4, 2020
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