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noob screwed

getting screwed over so bad you instantly become a noob.
tends to happen right after epic fail or being owned so hard you can feel it in your ass.
j: arnout got noob screwed again yesterday...

o: oh lol, what a faggot :D
by oplurus91136521 May 29, 2010
mugGet the noob screwedmug.

Keep on screwing

Something an old crackhead called Cathy will say to you after almost being ran over by some lip in a car near to a care home in central Birmingham (may also happen outside a nursery with a name that kind of rhymes with tittle nipple, but this is rare). The phrase will be spoken when the crackface opens their legs outside an old dirty phone box, and tries to smooth talk you. Usually followed by a loud cackle. This strange sound is the crackholes mating call. If the crackbum says this phrase to you, run away to the nearest off license and buy some fruit gums.
Charlie Help! There is a crackhead walking towards me!

Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!

Cathy Keep on screwing!

Both Aaahhh! Kill her!

Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!

Both Disembowl her dead corpse!
by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020
mugGet the Keep on screwingmug.

Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.
Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.
by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022
mugGet the Google-Screwedmug.

iranian screw

When a man had dickcheese and penetrates a woman to get rid of it
Im about to inflict the iranian screw
by BombVestOwner January 28, 2019
mugGet the iranian screwmug.

Screw Associate

A polite and kindful way of saying that somebody is a f*** buddy.
Kimberly and Jonathan were friends with benefits AKA screw associates during work hours
by Vikkie Bargo December 6, 2020
mugGet the Screw Associatemug.

Screw

Jake Prainito or DFI🤤
Damn that is so screw
by anonymous September 2, 2021
mugGet the Screwmug.

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