ultimate job

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob hand job assjob and footjob.

I came so hard last night. Watched a video of a nigga having an ultimate job.

by the sexual definition guy August 11, 2017

Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 99% of the time

Name is normally kai

hes such a kai law,

hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised

Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai

by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

ultimate shotties

To call dibs on something that over-rules all other 'shotties' or dibs used in the same sequence.

Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'

Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'

by rogerrasheed June 6, 2015

ultimate send

To ultimate send is to get plastered drunk with your mates and get up to numerous shenanigans throughout the night.

That was an ultimate send at slampton last night, I walked home.

by Mintlaw goer January 21, 2024

Thee Ultimate Guts

When something is completely ignorant or just deserves the fattest neck. Mostly used by bums like Churla John and Wusty Weem.

John a chur thought the lions were a superbowl contender, shit was thee ultimate guts. Someone should roundhouse that neck and celebrate a lions loss with a steamy slam from knees.

by Father Mac December 21, 2013

Ultimate Flashpan

Same as Flashpan but just as you drop em you line the ring with wholegrain mustard for a real deep burn.

Have you been ultimate flashpanned?

by keepaneyeonus November 14, 2011

Ultimate Calculation

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.

Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.

by Zzid July 10, 2021