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Sword

by OOFOOFOOOFOOF December 3, 2019
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Sword in the wall

When a penis is through a glory whole you violently grab it so the other participate is unable to pull out of the hole
Dude 1 "dude I kept the sword in the wall for a full minute"
Dude 2 "shit that was you?"
by FagFest March 1, 2020
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raw sword

when you're walking down the stairs and you trip on your shoelace
Man! That was a pretty bad raw sword, am i right?
by Supermanjamz September 7, 2017
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Sword

Sharp metal rods that come in many styles, such as: curved, straight, double-edged, etc.

They can be decorative, made to resemble swords from video games/ actual swords used in older time periods, or functional, where as they actually hold an edge and aren't annoying to sharpen.
A: I want to get a sword.
B: Why?
A: Some of my friends have swords, and they are very pretty.
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Muddy Sword

When you fuck a chick in the ass and you pull it out and it got shit on it.
“After fucking my wife's ass I pulled out and realized I had been given a Muddy Sword”
by pDawg aye July 30, 2024
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The Sword of Gryffindor

When she’s packing more than just Harry Potter’s wand under her robe.
She was smokin hot but surprised me with the sword of gryffindor. It was bigger than mine. It was all good till she started giving me the old turkey slap.
by Dick Onchin March 9, 2024
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Queen of Swords

A neologism meant to denote a woman (often cisgender) with a sexual desire to be used and dominated by transgender women (sometimes exclusively), much like Queen of Spades or Queen of Hearts.

See also:
King of Swords
Jack of Swords
I'm a queen of swords, I'm ready to give myself completely to trans women to be made into a cum dumpster in front of my cissy boyfriend.
by Aelwen April 30, 2024
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